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featuring the painting: “The letter R is for Rename”

Labor Day - Sept 30th
The ’strobucks
18th+Castro
San Francisco, CA

no, not “myself” at least not yet.

I found a diamond! It’s probably not real. I mean, considering it was on those ackward angled steps down outta the MUNI Castro station. But its real shiney!

I can’t wait to use it on in a new work of art. Maybe I’ll be a Duchess. The Duchess of 18th & Castro.

to Project Runway. I think I have (another) problem. It’s MAJOR.

Showing new work at the HIVE March 2008!

The Hive Gallery
729 S. Spring St.
LA, CA 90014

I guess I’ve been out-of-it.

That’s what a year-and-two-thirds of ‘celibacy’ will do for you…
along with the proverbial cobweb there is a very dark hole that
could grasp a ray of light or 2.

Female porn stars in the San Fernando Valley have been doing it for some time.
In the past few, the gays of NYC have followed their Female equivs spot.
A dark spot that can only be awakened by a dream and some… anal bleaching.

It was only upon a friend’s visit to NYC did I hear about his hit and run with male
starfish whitening.

Enlightened by the prospect I did a bit of research and I spotted a product
marketed online and aimed towards women: “lightening gel for sensitive areas.”

One woman claims in a testimonial that after 5 children her vagina AND anus
had discolored to the point that her husband was just “really turned off.”
Sweet cheeks, maybe it’s just the stress of 5 kids!

It’s also what some have been doing to insure clean SAFE sex…
aside from a bleached asshole being more aesthetically pleasing to
the eye than a dark brown one. But the “safe sex” part just makes
one sound like an… well, you know.

Gurls, if you want to change the color of something on your body
you should start with the eye that blinks, NOT the one that stinks.
That is unless it looks like a junior mint. YUM!

In the END we all want to see something pleasant in the starfish
we are poking. Since its VD day I figure I better “brush up” on all this.
That said I ventured to my local Walgreen’s on 18th & Castro…
the gayest one of all, in hopes maybe they had a spot remover…
a product for my constituents and I.

In the cleaning aisle I was *truly* surprised to find which
heavyweight brand has taken a poke at this amazing asshole-whitening craze!

The packaging even has a hologram that turns from stink to pink! Cool!!!
Happy Valentines Day!

I will be showing new work at
THE HIVE GALLERY in downtown LA.

729 S Spring St
Los Angeles, CA

Opening January 5th, Saturday from 8-12:30AM
Art and performance-
$7 at the door
show runs till January 26th

Chillin’ Presents
Saturday December 1, 2007
60 Fashion Designers
80 Artists
40 Filmmakers
Music by: KrisX, Russell Vargas, Laron, didje Kelli, Dirtyhertz, Taj and
Dave Madix

Where: Mezzanine (444 Jessie Street) (www.mezzaninesf.com)
When: Saturday Dec. 1 from 8:00pm -2:00am
Cover: $6 before 10:00pm $7 after
Must be 21+ ID

For more info go to www.chillinproductions.com

When one sits out in the brisk air, they notice soft blows of cops patrolling up and down the street, congregating in front of the pizza slice joint, others with their batons (not in costume) outside the most gayly nicknamed starbucks in the world chatting and protecting us from ourselves. Quel Service! The air is nervous on the sidewalk so comfort is found at my home in San Francisco, on my stoop at 18th+Castro opening love letters and playing my harmonica.

Sometimes you gotta lock it up to set your mind free.

with one of my fav DJ’s Jason Kendig!
My glamourus exclusive interview is hot off the press for “Hot Summer Looks” and “Virtual Clubbing”.

YAY!